Dog Sniffing Puns

A list of puns related to "Dog Sniffing"

What do you call a drug sniffing dog?

A meth lab

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👤︎ u/Maxorus73
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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What do you call 2 dogs that don’t greet each other by sniffing each others butts

A pair-a-dogs

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👤︎ u/spunkards97
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Two dogs were walking down an empty highway. One of them stopped and defecated in the middle of the road.

When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, “Clean up that mess.”

The other dog sniffed the pile and said, “Nope. That’s your asphalt!”

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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No kids yet, but I have the dad joke thing down.

My fiancee and I just found out there is asbestos in our apartment. My mom texted me and asked how I was doing after she found out. I texted back "were doing asbestos we can."

drops mic exits stage left

Edit: corrected spelling of fiancee because I am a heterosexual male.

Edit: holy shit this thread is spreading like cancer.

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👤︎ u/mintty92
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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