Dog Scratch Puns

A list of puns related to "Dog Scratch"

My dad's favorite jokes from his opa (it runs in the family, evidently)

  1. All good things must come to an end, except for a hot dog, it has two.

  2. (While watching tv) I always wondered why they never invented smellovision... (although sadly that is now a "thing" because of that stupid Honey Boo Boo scratch'n'sniff...siiiigh)

  3. (When Opa had heart-attack symptoms and was getting a sonogram) So is it a boy or a girl? (apparently the humor was lost on the nurse)

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👤︎ u/LuneMoth
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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My first dad joke!

So I was laying in bed feeding my 2 week old son. My dog was leaning against me and started itching a scratch, causing my son and I to vibrate. In other words, my son had his first milkshake.

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👤︎ u/newyearnewpoo
📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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