A list of puns related to "Dog Leash"
βThanks, itβs pure bread!β.
It scares the dog
βExcuse me, could you help me?β I asked.
He grunted in response, barely looking at me.
βUm, Iβm looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? Iβm trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.β
He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, βDo we look like a pet store?β And he turned around and walked away.
I took a fence.
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself. The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
I've just taken the lead.
I work part time as a court clerk.
So I'm sitting in with the judge and another employee about a citation for a person who had a dog off leash and out of a fenced area cited for "running at large" so I asked "so if it's a small dog are they cited for 'running at small'?"
There is an impossible knot in my dog's leash. As I grabbed it to walk the dog I noticed it was no longer there.
Me: Wow you got the knot out! Her: Yup I had to use a screwdriver to loosen it.
I leash up my pup, walk out the door and close it. Suddenly it hits me and I scramble for my keys and I hold up the leash as I burst the door open with a big smile on my face.
Me: It was knot expected! A short pause as figures out what is going on. Her: GET OUT OF HERE!
I spent the whole dog walk giggling to myself.
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