Dog Hotel Puns

Currently staying at a hotel with my dad. Next to the parking lot there’s a sign that says “pet grounds”, pointing to where you can walk your dog.

My dad reads it aloud, “pet grounds”, so I say “alright then”.

I crouched down, pet the grass a little bit and said, “good grounds”.

Got a good laugh out of it.

I was working at a hotel during the summer when it was raining pretty hard. An older guy came in and asked if animals could stay in their room. I said yes but it had an additional fee when he replied with "Well, it's raining cats and dogs!" Made my night.