I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.

He’s a Bordeaux collie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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I trained my dog to fetch me a beer

It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbor's fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I heard the story about the dog who traveled 5 miles to fetch a stick, but I didn't believe it because it was...

too farfetched.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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What is a rubber dog’s favorite thing to fetch?

An ela-stick

Ok I’ll admit it: that one was a bit of a stretch.

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Why do dogs like fetching sticks?

They think it's good for their bark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I owe my mom a much better mother's day gift for this one

So I hear my niece running around in our house and also a dog running around with her and was immediately confused wondering why she and a dog were just running up and down the hallway. Then I went to see what was happening and she was playing fetch with the dog. So I asked my mom, "then why was she running? Is she simply so stupid that she throws a thing and tries to fetch it herself because for a second there she forgot whether she was the dog or the person?" To which my mom replied, "it wouldn't be farfetched. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) " ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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Guys, did you hear about the leader of North Korea? I heard he's Il.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2011
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I've trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine

He's a Bordeaux collie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob9109
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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