A list of puns related to "Dog Boxer"
Every time the door bell rings he goes and sits in the corner.
I said, “She isn’t wearing panties. She is wearing boxers!”
I’m just proud that I made my wife laugh at one of my corny jokes for once.
Our dog came home from the vet after surgery looking very groggy, tired, stitches, etc.
Wife: “aw, she looks like she’s gone ten rounds in the ring.”
Me: “yeah…with a boxer.”
A guy walks onto a bar patio with his two dogs and orders a diet coke. "Nice dogs. What are their names?" the waiter asks. "Calvin and Klein," the guy replies. "What, like the underwear?" the waiter asks. "They're boxers," the guy replies.
Was at my gf's house hanging out, drinking beers, watching tv, pizza in the oven, no kids, everything was just perfection. So the oven timer goes off and she gets up off the couch and goes to open the front door and I say "Babe, it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno." I can't remember what she threw at me.
More recently at her house, kids are eating at the table and the dog is in hover mode staring at their food. So she calls the dog and tells her to leave the boys alone when they're eating and is shaking a fist at her. So I said "Careful, she's a boxer." One kid spit out his food laughing. (Dog is a bulldog/boxer mix)
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
We were walking past a shop in which there was a dog.
DS:what type of dog is that?
Me: a boxer.
DS: no it's not.
Me: yes it is.
DS: then where's his gloves?
(I know this isn't like most posts here but thought it might pass)
edit: he's 12 by the way. And already all about the puns. I feel for any children he has in the future)
Him: Did you guys see that video on YouTube with the boxer that shit all over the ring after he won?
Us: What?!? No! Where was this?
Him: (straight face) The Westminister dog show.
While talking about a new dog her roommate adopted this week.
Me: "What kind of dog is she?"
Sister: "She's a boxer." Me: "Oh cool, does she wear gloves?"
Sister: "Uhg, you are so funny."
She did a good job poker facing the tornado of laughter inside of her
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