I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
I filmed and screened an entire documentary series on terrorism.
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
Saw a used television for sale for only $1, because the volume was stuck on full.
Thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down.”
I saw a documentary on frogs recently.
It was absolutely ribbiting.
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
Did you hear about the new bikini documentary?
Its a two part series that's quite revealing.
Have you seen the documentary series about stand up toilets?
No? Surprising. Urinal of them.
I felt overwhelmed with emotion while watching a documentary about the Mariana trench.
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices
I just watched a documentary on Crystal Meth.
I think all documentary should be watched this way.
I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.
I always cry when I watch documentaries about earthquakes
My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary...
He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980’s and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
The best dam movie I’ve seen in a while.
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
I lost the clicker to my television, but I found it...
It was in some remote area
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'
My Nose will be streaming soon.
What's a vampire's favorite kind of television?
I watched a documentary about graphs, but it was really disappointing.
The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.
My wife tried to get me interested in this documentary about Alaska and its people.
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
I recently watched a documentary on how ships are made
Watched a documentary on burping...
I was trying come up with a series of jokes about Legos
But I never managed to put a set together.
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
I made a documentary film about people who look for deals at thrift stores.
It's called Goodwill Hunting.
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
I saw a documentary about making the Chunnel.
So I just watched a documentary about beavers...
It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen!
I’m making a series documentary on how to fly a plane
We’re currently filming the pilot
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
I've just finished watching a documentary about beavers...
Best dam show I've ever seen.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought
“I can't turn that down.”
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