Can’t find any info on who does the “you wanted the best, you got the best…” announcement at the beginning of the show. I’m sure it’s pre-recorded but I had heard in the past it was different crew members when it was done live over the years. Wondering if it’s anyone we would know for the “End of the Road” shows.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Gene and Paul did not wake up one day and just decide “Hey, we’re going to be dicks to these guys for no reason.”
In the 70’s Ace and Peter proved themselves to be flighty and irresponsible, and their substance abuse issues only made things worse.
Cut to the 90’s.
“Gene and Paul treated them like crap.”
Again not for no reason. They skipped rehearsals, we’re late to concerts, and had an overall cavalier attitude. And this isn’t just Gene and Paul’s biased opinions. Ed Canon, Peter’s drum tech attested to the fact that Peter often didn’t show up, as have Doc McGhee and others.
“They were paid poorly.”
They made MINIMUM of $1 Million. We don’t know the exact amount but their contracts guaranteed they’d be multi-millionaires again after the reunion. Which leads me to the other point; WHY SHOULD THEY HAVE BEEN PAID AS MUCH AS GENE AND PAUL? Paul carried the band through the 80’s and 90’s. Say what you want about Gene’s flightiness, at the end of the day he showed up for every concert. Gene and Paul were always there. Trust is earned, which is why Tommy and Eric have a little more say and get paid more.
Peter and Ace made terrible choices, and ultimately weren’t there for the band.
“It’s not KISS without Peter and Ace.”
You know what? They weren’t that good. Peter was never a great drummer. At best he could be okay, even in the 70’s. Ace had incredible potential but drugs and alcohol hindered his reflexes. And you know what, y’all say it was insulting to have Eric Singer sing Beth but y’all never have the balls to say it about Eric Carr.
“It’s disrespectful to Ace and Peter to dress Tommy and Eric in their makeup.”
What did you think was going to happen? Gene and Paul were going to create original characters? They tried that once, it wasn’t well received, and they’ve always fought an uphill battle trying to convince critics they aren’t a gimmick band.
Ultimately KISS is better without them than they are with them. Overwhelmingly most people these days, post reunion tours, are satisfied with their concert going experience, so can we please stop the gatekeeping?
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Amy
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
He’s the new temp.
A play on words.
But let me give it a shot.
