Do you see the pun? Where?
Why do you never see cows sleeping?
Because they go to bed pasture bedtime.
Where do you go when you see the same post twice?
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it
What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?
I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw
Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?
He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "
What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do you do when you see two snails boxing?
Nothing, you gotta let ‘em slug it out.
What do you call a joke-telling hard-to-see reptile?
What do you do when you see an injured alligator?
My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. "What can I do for you?" he asked. "Our son has got an imaginary friend." said my wife.
"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." said the psychiatrist.
I grimaced, "We haven't got a son."
What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?
A biop-sea.
(Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)
If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...
Let’s say you’re driving and you see a little kid and a old person. What do you hit? (Don’t know if this is a dad joke but funny anyway.)
What do you call it when it takes more than 24 hours to see any election results?
Why do you never see any gay homeless people?
How do you keep a Redditor busy? Just see the post below.
How do you keep a Redditor busy? Just see the title above.
Do you even see anything at all?
What should you do when you see a spaceman?
You should park your car, man.
What do you do if you don't want people to see you depressed?
Hide and go seek therapy.
What do you call milk that's too far away to see?
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
EDIT: If your looking for animal jokes, read the comments section.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
What do you call a cow that you can’t see?
Why do you never see a phone with glasses?
They already have contacts
What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
Where do you see yourself in a year's time?
I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision.
Why do you never see any whales hiding in trees?
Cause they’re so darn good at it!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
(Sorry) (not sorry)
What do you say to an invisible person whose pee you can still see?
Somebody asked me where do you see yourself next year?
I said I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision
What do you do if you want to see a river?
**My dad, sister and I drives by a sign for UC Berkeley** when my dad says, “do you see Berkeley? Because I don’t”
The way I see it, if you're going to make a pun, why not do it with some style?
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Do you want to see an antelope?
Just look over there, she's climbing down the ladder to her boyfriend's car!
What do you call a see-through mom who becomes a see-through dad?
What should you do if you see someone choking at a famous New York museum?
Perform the Guggenheimlich maneuver.
What do you call a deer that can’t see?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer that can’t see and doesn’t have legs?
Still no eye deer
Why do you see less stoners in the winter?
Me: What did you do at work today? Dad: Just did some shitty design. Me: Can I see it? Dad:
What do you call it when the Queen can see the future?
How often do you see a Louisiana tatoo?
What do you do if you see a jaguar in the wild?
open it's door, get in and drive away
What do you say when you see your Mexican neighbour, May?
“Son, do you see the 1989 calendar over there?”
“Yes.”
“Don’t you think it’s a bit dated?”
How do you see if someone is a circle?
Who do you call if you see a dog brawl?
Why do you never see Elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
If anyone here doesn't yet know..why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really really good at it!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
.. because they are so good at it. But if you look closely enough, you can see the trunk..
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're good at it
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it
What do you do when you see a space man?
What do you do when you see a space man?
Why do you never see any homeless gay people?
What do you do when you see a space man?
What do you do when you see a space man?
What do you do when you see a space man?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park your car in it man!
(I’m very sorry)
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it
why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
because they’re really good at it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Why do you never see monkeys hiding in trees
Because they’re so good at it
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind the bushes?
“Where do you see yourself in six months?"
"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman,
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Why do you never see Elephants hiding in trees?
.......because they're really good at it.
What should you do if you see a spaceman?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
Why do you never see elephants hide in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.
What do you if see spaceman
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it
What do you do when you see a space man?
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