No problem!
I was playing with our toddler when for whatever reason Humpty Dumpty popped in my head. I started trying to think of a funny rhyme about Dumpty cracking open and being unable to pay for US medical care and thus now lives a pain-addled, poor life. Yeah, idk.
Anyway, I couldn’t think of the original second half of the rhyme and so I asked my wife. She told me the rhyme and I said thanks. After a short silence goes by she goes,
“What are you doing, trying to think of another lame dad yolk?”
I didn’t know my son had two dads but I know now
Edit: typos
Bored.
Harrison Bored
I said, “OK, Zoomer.“
Atrophy
A woe boat.
You never know when you're finished
He was bored to death
Bordeaux
"That's what I just said. I'm not paying you now get back to work"
He was pretty boar-ed.
#NoTallMen
Play a board game
They get bored
I’m an idle worshipper.
An ottoman
This is baa-ring
You look in the mirror and saw what you see, then saw the dresser in half.
Then you use the two halves of the dresser to make a whole, and jump through it to freedom.
Dad: Well it is a free day.
A little bored
Cardbored
Dad stops woodworking and says "Okay, then look at this", and holds up a saw in the air. "Do you see it?" he says.
The two kids were puzzled, but affirmed it.
"Good," the dad said, "now you two have a see-saw."
I stand corrected.
http://i.imgur.com/TC0vm2b.jpg
--a small plaque in my dad's study.
Board.
