A list of puns related to "Disequality"
I had to solve arcsin(x+1)>0, my teacher told me sin(arcsin(x+1))>sin0 => x+1>0 is right, but it feels somewhat wrong, since sinx is periodic. arcsin(x+1)>arcsin(sin0) => x+1>sin0 seems better to me since the function is biijective, but I feel like I'm missing something to properly explain what's bothering me. Is fact that it is periodic actually the problem? I think I remember it is? If I had to explain this to someone easily I probably couldn't. Could you?
Hello so I am trying to understand this problem my teacher gave me a week ago.
The problem goes as such : The sum of two odd consecutive numbers is greater than 1 and greater than the triple of the even number that precedes the first one. What are the two numbers ?
The disequation i made is : (2x+1)+ (2x+3) > 3(2x)
The right one is : (x+1)+(x+2)> (3x-3)
I cant understand why mine is wrong, if someone is willing to help please do.(sorry for my bad english)
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Hello guys, today I am up against this guy
e^2z-conj(z) = 1
and I don't have any idea on how to tackle this. I really need to understand this so please if you could give me some insight I would really appreciate it. Thanks
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didnβt work.
free
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
Iβd never seen him be 4.
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