The soda truth
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2021
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Jim got a job as a test technician

Jim got a job as a test technician at a firm that manufactures refrigerated vending machines that dispense cold beverages. Every day he had to load the test machines with Coke, Diet Coke, Dr Pepper, etc. and then he’d execute his test cases. Press Coke button, machine dispenses a Coke. Press Sprite button, machine dispenses a Sprite, etc. At first he loved his job, but after a few months he decided to quit. Sure, the job was pretty easy and the pay was decent, but it was just soda pressing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2022
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My dad and Dr. Pepper

My mom had just returned from the grocery store with a 2 liter bottle of diet Dr. Pepper.

Dad: Ever since his wife died, Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle.

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