My wife said she’d like nothing better than a diamond ring for our anniversary…
So I got her nothing.
I asked my wife if I could buy her a diamond ring.She said nothing would make her more happy......
.....so I bought her nothing.
I bought my wife a Diamond ring
“You told me she wanted a car” my friend replies
“Yeah, I know but where would I find a Fake car” I said
I asked my wife if she'd like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our Anniversary
"Nothing would make me happier!" She replied
- So I got her nothing
Just bought a diamond ring for the Wife from a green Leprechaun. I dunno...
...Think I was sold a sham rock.
I went to get a diamond ring for my fiancee,
But I got thirsty and instead I got de Beers.
My grandfather’s last wishes was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
I never knew what happiness was until I got married
…and then it was too late.
Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.
A man was washing his car with his son
The son said, "Dad! Can't you just use a sponge?"
