Department C19 Puns

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· My Pictures

· Factory- I asked Tomas for the factory name, he told me it’s a Chinese name and instead shared some previous PSPs for me to check if I like it.

· PSPs- Again, similar to my last experience, Tomas got these to me pretty fast, only a 4 day turnaround.

· Authentic here

- Disclosure: After a good experience with my C19 WOC, I asked Tomas to find me a soft caviar leather Chanel M/L CF after seeing something similar on his Instagram page. He told me he had a good factory in mind. No additional discounts that I know of. Tomas did not ask me to write a review, but I told him if I would leave an honest review if I was happy with his service.

· Seller: New seller Tomas, album / welcome wagon intro.

· Instagram 3386qqqq

· WhatsApp +86.159.7573.7037 or wechat AA4242LQ

· Price: $320 including shipping with full packaging via Fedex.

· Payment type: Paypal friends and family

- Timeline

· Oct 26 – messaged Tomas the C19 WOC and this CF. I went ahead and purchased the C19 WOC to ‘test’ out Tomas as a seller (so as not to put in too many eggs in one basket).

· Nov 18 – got my C19 WOC and totally happy with it so I went ahead and bit the bullet with this CF as well. I tell Tomas I want a CF with soft leather since I know the authentic caviar leather is softer than most reps.

· Nov 19 – paid for the CF.

· Nov 23 – Woke up to PSPs. (Best reason to wake up, in my opinion)

· Nov 25 – GLd the bag and told Tomas I wanted the Chanel box and packaging.

· Dec 11 – Package arrives after being held up in customs for 2 days, I was sweating bullets. Super happy with the leather! It took me a very long time to write this review though, got lazy over the holidays!

Quality Assessment 9.5/10

Disclaimer- I don’t own other Chanel Classic Flaps or Caviar le

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

I work in a hospital under a specialized scheduling position. I am the only one working this position but there are 2 others in similar positions in a sister department that we recently merged with. The merge is not going well (it’s a bit more like a toxic hostile takeover) and all but myself and one other from my dept have quit, including my amazing AF supervisor.

I was unexpectedly out yesterday pending a C19 test. I am not home of my own volition, nor am I “sick” aside from congestion. My team knows that I am fully available from home to walk them through things and answer questions because my job has a lot of moving parts and is quite confusing.

My temp supervisor from the other dept placed someone else from over there with 0 experience on my side to cover. At one point my cover updates our group chat that, without double checking, she scanned things (that weren’t ready to be scanned), gave outside providers a (completely false) pt status update and told them that additional (unnecessary) imaging and paperwork was required. In actuality the patient was ready to be scheduled, but she’d incorrectly assumed we operated the same way.

When I corrected her (because I would like not to return to a dumpster fire) she responded by saying she was just giving me a heads up so I could follow up later and that we could chat about it when I was back at work.

I instructed her to put it in as a task for me in the Teams group because I have crap memory (thanks ADHD) and that’s how I keep track of all of my to-dos, phone messages, and the dozens of patients I’m juggling at any single moment in time. Her response was that the info was in the patient’s chart (which I would have to remember to look up in the first place) and the patient was in the work queue (a system they use to keep track of live orders but we do not).

I tell her we don’t use the work queue and why we don’t use it, but her response is again that we can talk later because I’m off work.

Later in the day, it became clear I won’t be able to come in today either and I very purposely tag my two actual counterparts in a message that I will be out, but whichever of them is covering can message me for assistance at any point (because they’ve actually shadowed me and know how complicated things can get) and they respond back with no hesitation that they absolutely will (and they have, because of course stuff got weird immediately).

The little ‘typing’ icon for my temp cover popped up like three times after

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Fully vaccinated people have an astronomically low chance of dying from covid. They have a greater chance of dying in a car accident, suicide, murder, diabetes, or influenza/pneumonia than Covid 19. There should be no mandate.

1. Annual deaths per 100,000 US population:
2. C19 deaths (fully vaccinated): 5.72
   1. Calculation: (8558 fully vaccinated US deaths caused by C19 as of Oct 18, 2021/189,000,000 fully vaccinated in USA) * 12/9.5 (since data is only for 9.5 months not full year) * 100,000 (to get deaths per 100,000).
   2. CDC has taken down those statistics from their site...so here is the wayback link: https://web.archive.org/web/20211031190509/https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/health-departments/breakthrough-cases.html
3. Homicide: 5.8
4. Car Accident: 11
5. Influenza/Pneumonia: 12.3
6. Suicide: 13.9
7. Diabetes: 21.6
8. Motorcycle: 58.33
9. Cancer: 146.2
10. Heart disease: 161.5
11. When CDC was reporting at beginning of 2021, the median age of C19 death for person who is fully vaccinated was 82

Pilot on me!!

Hi all, I’m sure this has been asked before. Are there any SSP rights etc. if I have a 6 month contract? I’m currently off with C19 and wondered if there was anything like it/what exactly the rules are or if anyone else has been through this.

I can’t work from home as I’m relatively junior (although would love to if I could). I am simply interested and fully expect there not to be (i.e. one of the cons of locum work!). I have a good relationship with the department and very much enjoy the job. I’ve sent some emails to the trust/head of dept. but haven’t had a reply and would like to improve my understanding of the matter.

Thank you in advance! 😄

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

It was about a weak back.

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.