Delivery Service Puns

It’s called “S Cargo”.

For a while it was knockers, but now it’s just honkers

It's called Instant Pot.

It's call Purcolator.

They keep sending me empty bottles.

It's the sound they make when they drop your fragile package.

Would it be called "Knockers"?

I looked deep into her eyes and said "I'm nacho delivery service. "

So, for Easter, my wife and I got our 2-year-old an array of balloons from a delivery service, including some pre-inflated pieces you could “build your own butterfly” with, etc. It was pretty cool, but coolest of all was this clear balloon pretty tightly inflated with a single penny in it, and if you shook the balloon enough, the penny would eventually find its way to circling the inside of the balloon.

Those balloons lasted for weeks, until today. If you’ve ever seen a clear balloon deflate, you know it gets a little yellow and opaque.

My wife found it laying around and brought it to me, saying, “This looks like a condom with a penny in it.” And I said, “That’s why they call it a money shot.”

My dad pulled one on my brother when he was going to an interview for an internship with UPS (delivery service).

"What does the UPS guy say when he drops a package?"

"What?"

"Oops"

Laughed too hard at first because I thought it was some sort of anti-joke. But nope, just a lame pun. Stay classy, pops.

Girlfriend: It's too bad they don't have a Delivery Service