A list of puns related to "Delayed Flight"
Our pilot must have been flying.
"better than to find that it took of 50 minutes early before you arrived"
After hearing my flight had been delayed for the second time I went up to the gate check-in desk.
Me: "What are the chances the flight is cancelled?"
Guy working the desk: "Can't say for certain, it's up in the air right now."
So I was on the red-eye flying overseas to meet my buddies for an epic roadtrip adventure. I got me a first class ticket because YOLO and I always wanted to try those convertible seat/beds.
So in the morning the flight attendants serve breakfast, which includes this tasty soup with poached egg in it. They offered drinks and they had champagne so I thought why the hell not.
There were delays and when we finally landed and I got to our meet up place, my mates were already there and gotten the bong out.
They said, "Where were you while we were getting high?"
"I was having..." and I turned to them, took my sunglasses off, and said, "champagne, soup and ova in the sky."
The newly wedded couple's flight home last night was delayed from bad weather. She sent a group text this morning, letting us know they arrived safely. Of course, Dad responds, "Bet your arms are TIRED!"
No one said anything, so he added "Because you just flew in from Tampa!"
I could practically hear the eye roll from the airport.
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