My flight was delayed an hour, but we got to our destination on time.

Our pilot must have been flying.

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👤︎ u/hknewt
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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told dad my flight was delayed 50 min...

"better than to find that it took of 50 minutes early before you arrived"

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📅︎ Aug 23 2013
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Dad at the airport

After hearing my flight had been delayed for the second time I went up to the gate check-in desk.

Me: "What are the chances the flight is cancelled?"

Guy working the desk: "Can't say for certain, it's up in the air right now."

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👤︎ u/Odds2Lose
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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Where were you while we were getting high?

So I was on the red-eye flying overseas to meet my buddies for an epic roadtrip adventure. I got me a first class ticket because YOLO and I always wanted to try those convertible seat/beds.

So in the morning the flight attendants serve breakfast, which includes this tasty soup with poached egg in it. They offered drinks and they had champagne so I thought why the hell not.

There were delays and when we finally landed and I got to our meet up place, my mates were already there and gotten the bong out.

They said, "Where were you while we were getting high?"

"I was having..." and I turned to them, took my sunglasses off, and said, "champagne, soup and ova in the sky."

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👤︎ u/jaudette
📅︎ Oct 08 2015
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My sister just got back from her honeymoon in FL, and landed straight into a dadjoke.

The newly wedded couple's flight home last night was delayed from bad weather. She sent a group text this morning, letting us know they arrived safely. Of course, Dad responds, "Bet your arms are TIRED!"

No one said anything, so he added "Because you just flew in from Tampa!"

I could practically hear the eye roll from the airport.

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📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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