Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.
He asked me what the degrees were in.
I said this is America, so Fahrenheit.
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You catch a carp.
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You buy a flat board that you can cook the carp on in the oven. Whole carp must fit on board without any of the carp hanging off.
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Buy a single shingle (a shingle from a roof) and nail the shingle to the board.
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit.
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Clean carp and season both carp and shingle board.
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Place carp on shingle board and place in oven for 45 minutes.
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Remove carp and shingle board from oven and let cool.
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Remove carp from shingle board and discard.
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Eat shingle board because anything tastes better than a carp.
He lived in Florida. It was 106 degrees Fahrenheit.
His son said to him, "Dad it's too hot in here". The Dad replied saying, "Go down to the corner, it's only 90 degrees."
Talking about my upcoming graduation from grad school, I told my dad that getting a master's degree is nothing compared to how many degrees he has. To which he replied,
"Well, then I guess you can just call me Dr. Fahrenheit!"
...I love that guy.
Her: "...So it has to be 32 degrees to freeze." Me:"Fair enough." Her: "You mean fahrenheit?" be-dum-tsss
