Remains to be seen.
“All my autopsies are performed on dead people!”
Roadkrill.
(My eight-year-old came up with this one all on his own.)
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
The Coroner Store
We suspect fowl play.
It was a lark.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
He was lion.
Because they said I was entitled to 10 kgs of carrion luggage
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
People are just dying to get in it seems.
Knock on wood.
Bob
They always have a buddy to scream “car, car!”
(An actual joke my dad told)
Because it was my carryon luggage.
He's all right now :)
This has happened a few times. So yesterday on a conference call my boss mentions that this tree thinks he's either a cat with 9 lives or Jesus christ. I start laughing hysterically because in my head all I can think of is treesus christ.
My second child will be born in 2 weeks. I'm ultimate dad now.
I slowly shook my head and said "Ohhhhhh........Possum....."
I could see it's tow tag.
They always made him put their carrion overhead.
My mom was worried that we had a feral animal of some kind on the loose in the neighborhood. She said to my dad, "How close were they?" My dad's response was, "Well I don't know what kind of relationship they had, honey."
I said lets stop, get its tail and she could bring it in for show n' tail.
She slowly lowered her head and face palmed.
Concerned "Oh dear!"
"I think we should have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday."
