I called to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act…

It was an automated phone system which said, "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…"

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In Branson with my S/O

She sees a billboard and groans.

"What?" I say.

"Look at that sign, I already know what you're going to say."

The Sign reads, "LIVE: Elvis impersonator!" ^ ^ "Well I've heard he's WAY better than the DEAD Elvis impersonator."

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