A list of puns related to "Dead Elvis"
It was an automated phone system which said, "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…"
She sees a billboard and groans.
"What?" I say.
"Look at that sign, I already know what you're going to say."
The Sign reads, "LIVE: Elvis impersonator!" ^ ^ "Well I've heard he's WAY better than the DEAD Elvis impersonator."
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