A list of puns related to "Dc 3"
AC/DC!
I have been Washington's of DCs.
Under DC.
AC/DC
The DC Comics
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
AC/DC
https://imgur.com/DcTk0Z0
Tesla/Edison is that a band? -Yeah AC/DC
It was called AC/DC.
This one is written in Washington, DC.
First day of summer vacation, pack up the family and bring them to Canobie Lake Park, a local amusement park.
We all get on the Ferris Wheel and the listen to the instructions:
Operator: "Please keep you arms and legs in the cart at all times, remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop and please NO ROCKING!"
Me: "Awwww man, I was just abut to crank some AC/DC"
My family and the family in line behind us: ::audible groans::
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
In DC-ent exposure!
We were watching hockey over the weekend when my little brother noticed that one of the guys on the Caps (we're from the DC area) was using the same model stick that he had just gotten for his birthday.
"Hey that's my stick!" said Lil Bro excitedly.
And then my dad jumped in: "Well we better go get it back. That thing was expensive!"
I work as a bartender at a classy cheese and wine bar in the DC area. Last night after some harmless flirting with some middle aged ladies, one exclaimed, "Sauvignon Blanc! That's my white jam!"
I replied, "Ma'am that's actually a wine, not a jam."
Made a trip to DC by myself and went to Ford's Theatre as part of the trip. I uploaded a couple picture's I took into an album and made a brief description of each, because I knew my family would be interested in looking. Then my father, who is normally a very silent man who rarely ever smiles (let alone cracks a joke), commented this.
Simple, yet effective.
Inspired by this post
I ordered 100 of these and keep one in my pocket at all times now: http://i.imgur.com/fDFtpL5.jpg
Also, if you're in the Washington DC area, I'd be happy to spread the love. Happy dadjoking!
Me:How was your fall? Him: I never fell. Why are you asking? Me:Oh it's just that I heard that you tripped all the way down to DC
I started to read an article tonight titled "When did the last dodo go extinct?" but decided there is no reason to read it since I know there are over 500 of them still alive in Washington, DC.
http://imgur.com/WqCVxDc
I think I earned a promotion after the groans I got after saying this.
I texted my dad to let him know I landed, My flight was scheduled to take an hour and a half, but it only took an hour. I was flying from Hartford CT into DC.
Me: I landed.
Dad: That was quick!
Me: Yeah, only took an hour!
Dad: Well yeah, you were flying down hill
Me: -__-
My friends family was driving through DC the other day and they were looking for a certain Macomb street.
Mom: Come on where's this street? Where's Macomb?
Dad: Right next to Mabrush street.
I just got the dcs UH-1H and was talking about it with my dad.
"This simulator is intense. It's harder to fly than I thought."
"Yea I hear helicopters are hard to fly. It must be challenging if you have to stay in tents."
AC/DC
AC/DC
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