I didn't know that Rocket(dayz developer) is a Dad but here it goes x-post r/dayz
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👤︎ u/_moerk
📅︎ Nov 26 2013
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Have you ever heard of DayZ?

It has zombies for DayZ.

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👤︎ u/luigi6745
📅︎ Apr 25 2015
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I Dad Joked my friend while playing Dayz

My friend and I we're playing Dayz, and his game froze, so he yelled "Damn it my game is frozen!". I responded with "Maybe you should thaw it."

Edit: Forgot a word.

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👤︎ u/DeeFeDee
📅︎ Aug 11 2014
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I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

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👤︎ u/Redwards2
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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DadZjoked

So I was playing DayZ while my dad was watching (for those that don't know, there is ALOT of walking in this game).

Dad: It seems like all you do is walk. Me: Ya, and I never run into anyone. Dad: Who knows, you might run into Chris. Me: ?? Dad: Ya, Christopher Walken!

-_-

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📅︎ Nov 14 2014
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