I've been looking to get into Warhammer recently, and wanted to do some price comparisons between armies, so I found 40kstats and did my best to compare tournament teams. Anyways, several hours of work later I made this list below. It may have some off-meta builds, but as far as I can tell they all ranked in tournaments so they can't be that weird. It's a little unorganized and maybe unoptimized but here's a rough draft I made in Notepad. I'll try to explain anything on the comments if I'm needed to show my math anywhere.

Totals at the Bottom.

Adepta Sororitas

1st Place

Rune Kappel - Midtcon

1 Morvenn Vahl $55

10 Battle Sisters/Dominions $120

10 Celestian Sacresants $110

1 Hospitaller $35

5 Seraphim $55

1 Exorcist $80

10 Retributers $110

2 Sororitas Rhino $120

1 Celestine $55

15 Zephyrim $165

3 Mortifiers $120

$1025

Adeptus Custodes

3rd Place

Mark Pinder - Warhammer World GT

1 Shield-Captain on Dawneagle Jetbike $60

6 Sagittarum Custodians $176

2 Contemptor-Achillus Dreadnought $194

1 Vexilus Praetor $60

5 Venatari Custodians $140

4 Vertus Praetors $120

2 Caladius Grav-Tank $292

$1042

Adeptus Mechanicus

1st Place

Malik Amin Rubio - London GT

2 Skitarii Marshal $60

1 Tech-Priest Manipulus $35

94 Skitarii rangers $440

2 Ironstrider Ballistarius $110

3 Archaeopter Stratoraptors $300

3 Archaeopter Fusilave $300

$1245

Astra Militarum

2nd Place

Joshua McGowan - Brisbane Open

3 Leman Russ Tank Commander $177

33 Guardsmen $180

1 Platoon Commander $36

6 Wyrdvane Psykers $30

1 Malcador Defender $160

2 Manticores $110

1 Valkyrie $80

1 Primaris Psyker $15

1 Tempestor Prime $38

20 Scions $152

$978

Blood Angels

3rd Place

Jack Harpster - Orlando Open

1 Commander Dante $25

1 Primaris Chaplain on Bike $45

1 Sanguinary Priest $33

10 Intercessors $60

5 Incursors $60

1 Sanguinary Ancient $48

20 Sanguinary Guards $192

10 Vanguard Veterans $96

5 Death Company $38

$597

Chaos Daemons

3rd Place

Justin Curtis - Chaos Storm GT

1 Contorted Epitome $50

1 Keeper of Secrets $140

10 Daemonettes $36

6 Fiends $100

1 Fateskimmer $44

1 Lord of Change $140

40 Bloodletters $144

30 Pink Horrors $114

6 Nurglings $68

$836

Chaos Knights

2nd Place

Bam Bam Hunter - War for the Wooden Spoon

1 Mortarion $150

1 Sorcerer $30

9 War Dogs $375

20 Chaos Cultists $75

1 Chaos Spawn $45

$675

Chaos Space Marines

4th Place

*Rex Buckingham - Motor

Each of the past two years, I have written some form of this post. It is a post in which I spend some time looking into what I call “bargain bin” free agent options who could potentially fit the Reds. These are the types of deals that generate little buzz at the time but can often make or break a team’s season at the end of the day. This year, of course, the post comes with a bit more somber tone – and actually a lot more importance – as it seems that bargain bin options are the only options for the Reds this year after two offseasons in which we expected them to spend (and, of course, one in which they actually did and one in which they very much didn’t). As such, I have cast a wider net this year and come up with even more players than usual.

Thus far, we know four main things about the Reds and their offseason: 1) they are cutting payroll (ahem…”aligning resources”); 2) despite this cutting of payroll, they offered SP Andrew Heaney (now the Dodgers’ 1 year, $8.5M man) at least $4M; 3) Sonny Gray is available for trades – and in my mind likely to be moved – but Luis Castillo and Tyler Mahle are not; and, finally, 4) the Reds have needs at backup catcher, a RHH OF, good hitters against LHP generally, and up and down the pitching staff.

I guess, in all, what we can assume about the Reds’ 2022 plans at this point is that they want to compete for the playoffs as much as possible (no comment), but they don’t want to spend extra money to do it (no comment). However, they already offered at least $4M to a bounce-back candidate at a position that is relatively low on the totem pole of needs. So essentially, what I glean from this is that they are willing to spend small sums of money to upgrade the team, but any players making legitimate money will be off the table. Without further ado, I have come up with some cheap options at each position group that I could see the Reds adding to:

Catchers

The catching market is, in a word, bleak. That is less than ideal for a team that has one MLB catcher at the moment (although it could be worse – the Orioles have zero). In the midst of a bleak and shallow market, it is likely that subpar starters get paid like quality starters, and in the tier behind them, quality backups will get signed to be starters. That leaves the cupboard somewhat bare for teams like the Reds who just need a cheap backup option to throw in when Stephenson needs a day off. There are a number of deeply depressing options out there, but I came

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Pilot on me!!

They’re on standbi

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

A happy Uncle.....

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I’d never seen him be 4.