Dark Hair Puns

Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.

Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.

1. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.
2. Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl/boy, wee wees...poo poos, quickly please
3. Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet ??
4. Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times
5. Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor
6. Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet
7. Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor....walk barefooted over it in the dark
8. Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean it in the evening
9. Wear socks to which you have made holes using a blender
10. Jump out of your favorite chair just before the movie ends and run to open the back door
11. Cover all your best clothes with dog hair, dark clothes with blond hairs and light clothes with dark hairs
12. Tip all just ironed clothes on the floor
13. Make little pin holes in all your furniture, especially chair and table legs
14. When doing dishes, splash water all over the place and don't wipe it.
15. Spread toilet paper all over the house when you leave the house and tidy up when you get back home
16. Forget any impulse holidays and/or breaks
17. Always go straight home after work or school
18. Go for walks no matter what the weather, and inspect every dirty paper, chewing gum and dead fly you might find
19. Stand at your back door at five in the morning shouting, "Bring Mr Bumble and Mr Lion in, its raining.”
20. Wake up at 3am. Place a correct size bag of flour on top of yourself and try to sleep, whilst wiping your face with a dishcloth, which you have left next to your bed in a bowl last week.
    Repeat everyday over 6 months and if you still think getting a puppy sounds like a good idea, Congratulations, you might be ready for your kids to get your puppy.

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!

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Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!

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Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short

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What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks

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What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be

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Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul

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Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!

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Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!

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Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.

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Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.

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Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

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What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.

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What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda

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What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2

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Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt

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What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? “The” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.

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What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.

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What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.

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What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2

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Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.

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Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt

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Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe

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What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett

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What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke

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Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.

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Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn

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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones

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