Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
Dad, do you know why it’s so dark at night?
No sun
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I don’t like pencil drawings of dark alleys
When I was young I used to be afraid of the dark
Now when I get my electric bill I'm afraid of the light.
My Child asked me “what is a dark joke?” I said to him “you see that man trying to find his car?”
My son looks at me and says, “you know I’m blind right?” Me being me said “Exactly”
Why are the Dark Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because of all the Knights.
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
what happens when a dad joke is too dark and edgy for this subreddit!
A curious child asked her mom, "why are you starting to get some grey hairs in with all your dark hair?"
Seizing this as a moral teaching moment she tells her daughter this little white lie, "Well young lady, when a daughter does something naughty, one of her mother's hairs turns grey."
After several moments of deep thought her daughter says to her mother, "So, mommy is that why all of grandma's hair is grey????"
Finally learnt how to separate my washing into lights and darks...
Turns out there can be a bit of a grey area
I wanted to go with my mom when she walked her three dogs after dark.
After we awoke, my wife told me to put the dark roast on.
I told her that burning meat was a sin. When I came to she had moooooved out.
Why can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark
because it doesn’t have flash
I always said that I would never ever go walking the dark scary tunnels in the earth.
I fell down a really deep dark hole today.
I couldn't see that well.
Did you hear about the new dark and gritty direction Disney are taking?
Donald Duck will be playing a quack addict.
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They're full of cycle paths.
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Man I hate dark humour
I can't really see what's so funny about it.
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
what did the lumberjack do when it got dark?
He took his axe and saw.
Edit: spelling.
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"
because they lighten me up
Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
A True Dark Horse Candidate [OC]
People can take a dark joke too far...
...but a dad joke is farther!
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Murderer jokes are very dark
But sometimes they kill the audience
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you can’t c in the dark
Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark
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