Dance Dance Puns

Ask someone with Parkinson’s to turn off the lights.

You put a little boogie in it.

Because it had no body to go with.

I'm not a big fan of Two-Step Authentication.

but text, post and email like it will be read in court one day.

They always spike the punch

It's called the MacArena.

At the meatball.

You use an Al Gore Rhythm.

You give it a little boogie.

It must be that AL GORE RHYTHM

Could say it was poultry in motion

Pallet

When the beat drops.

He didn’t have the Al Gore Rhythm

It's alright, she moves in mysterious wheys.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was your weekend?" the bartender asks. "A complete waste. I spent it trying to train my dog to dance. She's completely horrible at it," the guy complains. "It's like she has two left feet."

She replied, "Would I?"

He responded, "Fine! Peg leg, I'll go with somebody else!"

At the Butter-Ball!

“If you dance with a girl that is similar height to you, you can say “your perfume smells nice”. If you dance with a girl that is shorter than you, you can say “your hair smells nice.” If you dance with a girl that is taller than you, you can say “your underarm deodorant smells nice.”

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.

She excitedly says yes, and the boy spends the entirety of the next day preparing for the big day.

The first thing he does to make it extra fancy is to rent a limousine for a day (yes, he is rich), but when he arrives at the rental center, he notices that many other people had the same idea. There was an enormous line that stretched out the building. Nevertheless, this boy was determined to make this night a special night, and waited for hours. Luckily, he succeeded in the end, and rented a shiny black limo. He was starting to get really excited.

After that, he goes to the tailor to pick up a brand new suit and tie to look as sharp as possible. But once again, the line for that wrapped around the block and forced the boy to wait another long hour. He sighed, but still waited in line, as he was quite persistent and knew it would be well worth it in the end. In the end, though, he got a perfect suit that fit him well. No wrinkles, no nothing; it was just pure handsomeness.

Then, the moment came. In his limousine, he once again drove up to his crush's house, well-dressed in the brand new suit he just bought. She came out looking stunning as well in an aqua dress that sparkled in the evening sunlight. Excited as ever, she leaped into the fancy limo and rode to prom with him, ready for the big night.

When they arrived, however, there was yet another long line into the ballroom, as many people needed to be accepted. It was quite a busy night. After half an hour of waiting, the couple finally made it through and began dancing. It was all going really well, and everyone was having quite a grand time.

A few hours later, they became thirsty and went to get a drink. Both him and his girlfriend were in the mood for fruit punch, but nobody else seemed to want it. When they entered the snack bar, they noticed more long lines of people wanting to get other snacks and drinks, but surprisingly... there was no punchline.

Because it was a Moth Ball.

Dewalts

I turn to my son, “Jack, a lantern.”

Yes - they swing.

The punchline is taking way too long

A dance is when only people of the same age are invited.

A ball is any pitch outside the strike zone.

Put a little boogie in it

put a little boogie in it...

Put a little boogie in it.

You put a little boogie in it.

He had no body to go with.

Ya put a little boogie in it

You blow a little boogie in it.

Put a little boogie in it.

Just put a little boogie in it.

Because he had no body to go with.

Put a little boogie in it