Why do enzymes do so well at dance competitions?
They really know how to break it down.
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︎ Jan 19 2023
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Put a little boogie in it!
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︎ Jan 16 2023
Why couldn't Liam Neeson find a date to the dance?
Because all the girls were taken.
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︎ Dec 20 2022
Why did the ghost go to the dance party?
Because he heard there was going to be a Boo-gie!
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︎ Dec 28 2022
Why do mathematicians need to drink beer to dance?
It helps them find their lager rhythm.
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︎ Dec 13 2022
What kind of dance does a pirate do when he finds treasure?
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︎ Dec 18 2022
Where do turkeys dance?
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︎ Nov 24 2022
what did the Indian chip say to the melted cheese at the dance party?
Letβs Nacho!
nacho= dance in Hindi!
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︎ Jun 16 2022
Me: (12) βDad? I forgot my socks for dance class!β
My dad: βThat socks!β ππ€£π
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︎ Oct 22 2022
Whatβs the secret to a good rain dance?
Donβt stop dancing until it rains.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
Why didnβt the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
He didnβt have anybody to dance with.
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︎ Oct 11 2022
I used to tap dance but I had to stop because
I kept falling into the sink!
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︎ Sep 03 2022
Why was the math teacher so awkward at the winter formal dance?
He just couldn't figure out the algo-rhythm!
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︎ Sep 24 2022
What dance does a drifting Tesla do?
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︎ Sep 26 2022
Did you hear about the new Russian dance tv show?
Itβs called Dancing with the Tsars.
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︎ Sep 20 2022
I think mailmen should have to do a dance when they hand you your mail.
A correspon-dance, if you will.
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︎ May 19 2022
Can I have this dance?
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︎ Jul 14 2022
My kids were trying to explain the dance move where they bounce their butts really fast.
I had no idea what they were twerking about.
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︎ Sep 01 2022
How do you make a room full of epileptics dance?
Ask someone with Parkinsonβs to turn off the lights.
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︎ Feb 20 2022
What is Grandadβs favorite dance music?
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︎ Jul 11 2022
How did the lightbulb prefer to dance?
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︎ May 09 2022
If a dance contest between two people is a dance-off...
Then a beatbox contest between two people is a beat-off.
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Computer scientists enjoy watching Al Gore dance.
They just really love Al Gore Rhythms
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︎ May 20 2022
The doctor has to dance before I get my results...
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︎ Apr 28 2022
Why couldn't 4 ask 5 to the dance?
Because he was two squared.
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︎ Apr 19 2022
Where do eyelashes go to dance?
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︎ Jul 07 2022
What's M Night Shyamalan's favorite dance?
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︎ May 24 2022
What do you call a Ben who likes to dance?
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︎ Mar 26 2022
Why didnβt the skeleton go to the dance?
Because it had no body to go with.
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︎ Feb 07 2022
I hear that soon Reddit will require all redditors to don a cowboy hat / boots, and dance a jig in order to log inβ¦
I'm not a big fan of Two-Step Authentication.
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Did you hear about the tragic dance club fire?
An employee spotted it right when it started and yelled "The roof is on fire! It's an inferno! Evacuate the dance floor!"
But people just kept dancing
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︎ Mar 24 2022
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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︎ Jan 08 2023
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little BOOGIE in it
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︎ Oct 31 2022
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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︎ Oct 16 2022
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Aug 25 2022
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Jul 28 2022
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jul 03 2022
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a lil boogie in it
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︎ Jul 10 2022
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogey in it!
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︎ Jun 20 2022
how do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jun 15 2022
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Feb 15 2022
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Mar 24 2022
How Do You Make A Kleenex Dance?
You put a little "boogie" in it
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︎ May 08 2022
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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