I can't dance too
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︎ Apr 09 2021
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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︎ Apr 15 2021
How do nudists dance?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Did I ever tell you the hammer in my garage knows a dance?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do cows dance to?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
When is the one time you can't dance to hip hop?
When you're waiting for your hip op
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I went to a dance club with the Flu....
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︎ Feb 09 2021
When does a farmer dance?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What do you call a spider with outdated dance moves?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
Because they have two left feet
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︎ Dec 29 2020
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What dance do epileptics do?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why couldnβt the skeleton dance?
It had no body to dance with
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︎ Jan 12 2021
The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I tried to teach my dog to dance today...
He's hopeless. He's got two left feet.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
wife says she's going to dance on my grave when i die
that's ok i'm getting buried at sea
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︎ Dec 24 2020
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she canβt stop laughing.)
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why didnβt the skeleton go to the dance?
He had noβbodyβ to dance with
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Who did Fankenstein take to the dance?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What music genre do chickens like to dance to?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
If it's safety dance!
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance.
She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit. HeΒ decides to buy flowers, so he goesΒ to the flower shop. The flower shopΒ has a long line, so he waits and waits, untilΒ he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girlΒ and they go to the dance. There is a long lineΒ into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally,Β they get into the dance, and the guy offersΒ to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch,Β so he goes to the drink table, and there isΒ no punch line.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Never been more proud
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Iβm writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.
I call it βBailamostβ.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Learning to Ballet dance
That'll keep you on your toes
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?
Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Why are highschool dances such a joke?
The punchline is too long
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︎ Aug 24 2020
If you dance with someone who's 6 feet away, you can call it Social disDancing.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
How do you make a napkin dance??
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Mar 30 2021
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
You put a little boogie in it...
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︎ Apr 18 2021
How do you make a Kleenex dance?.........
How do you make a Kleenex dance?.......... Put some boogie in it!
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︎ Mar 13 2021
How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
"How do you make a tissue dance?
"You put a little boogie in it."
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︎ Dec 07 2020
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Oct 15 2020
How do you make a hankerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Aug 23 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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︎ Aug 25 2020
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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︎ Aug 12 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jun 04 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie on it
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︎ Aug 11 2020
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