Dan Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Dan Name"

My name is Dan and I scream whenever my wife says our daughter’s name

What did she expect when she named her Danielle?

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👤︎ u/TheStateOfMantana
📅︎ Mar 02 2022
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What do you call a person with no shins?

Tony

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👤︎ u/PahdyGnome
📅︎ Oct 16 2022
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I named my big cat Dan because he likes small weed-like flowers

Dan de lion

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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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Anyone heard of that basketball player... Druff or something?

I think his first name is Dan.

They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition...

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👤︎ u/bjangles9
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Baby doll name

My young daughter just got a new baby and my wife gave her the name Danielle.

Me: If you make the baby doll really mad, her name will be Dan scream.

Wife: I hate you right now

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👤︎ u/unclerudy
📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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Two Dans At Works

My name is Dan and I sit next to another Dan at work.

Coworker, looking at us: "We could call you the double-d's." Me: "Yeah, a couple of boobs!"

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👤︎ u/danthemanatee
📅︎ May 22 2015
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