A list of puns related to "Dad Jokes About"
Try this on for sighs.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
But it just went over my head.
I'm still working on it.
It's about thyme.
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
It may take you two weeks to get it.
...but they're all relatively funny
It's about thyme
So Olmec one up.
Just can't remember it.
He’s Groening
Unless everyone gets them
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...but I just need to go grab my cigarettes from my car real quick.
The cornea the better
Its called the Groaner virus
Dad yolks.
It hasn't been made yet.
But it was exhausting
(Me): No Dad, I don't. || (Dad): That's the spirit.
There is an Al Gore rhythm.
"Sure"
"Nah, it's too cheesy..."
Though I don't really see the point.
But I don't want to stoop Solo.
Dad: Well maybe I’ll tell you someday
He said it would go over my head.
but I’m above that.
Because they're tear-able
never get old."
I guess it was more of a son joke though
He was obviously milking it
this
The answer is always apparent
i guess his father was just too punny.
I said I'd post it on dad yolks.
“I’m going down to the shops, I’ll be 5 minutes.”
They're getting cornea and cornea
Some context: my dad listed the drinks we had, which read "orange juice, decaf, milk."
Me: (jokingly) Decaf milk?
Dad: All milk is decaf because we get it and the calf doesn't!
The man is legendary.
It's was a stepdad joke.
The cornea the better.
Dad: Na
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