A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Did you hear about the vegan who had O.C.D?

They always wanted everything to be just soy.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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A dadjoke w/o the d
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📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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The S/O let me know we’d made 4 cents in our mutual account...
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📅︎ May 03 2019
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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I am a g o d
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📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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h a n d s o a p
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📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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If at the end of a Scrabble game you are stuck with the letters D and O..

..I suggest you make do.

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👤︎ u/torkona
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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A method actor who takes a role of a drug addict is a Meth O.D. actor
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📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, “How do you spell crocodile?” They said “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”. I told them that was incorrect.

They responded, “Maybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.”

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📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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I sincerely agree with the doctor!
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👤︎ u/abishiekh
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Shaquille O'real
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Son: "Hey dad, can you spell check my essay?"

Dad: "c-h-e-c-k m-y e-s-s-a-y"

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Dadjoked my girlfriend.

She's dog sitting for her sister, and sent me a picture of the dog chasing a Frisbee she threw with the caption "dog sitting :)."

I responded with "no that's a dog running." She was amused.

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👤︎ u/Smidgens
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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