D 1 Puns

A list of puns related to "D 1"

My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'

I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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If I was drowning and I had enough money for 1 drink I'd buy a rootbeer float.

They're my favorite.

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👤︎ u/KnightHawk37
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife

So he became 90

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👤︎ u/ILoveCake10
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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I'd just like 1 or 2 upvotes, does this count?
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👤︎ u/jollyberries
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.

Then I’d have $999,999.75.

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👤︎ u/DropTopTyler
📅︎ Jul 06 2018
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A 1-D object and a 2-D object walk into a bar

The 1-D object turns to the 2-D object

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👤︎ u/S4T4N1C
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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What my father said after the cashier asked him if he'd like to donate $1 to promote literacy

"No thanks I already know how to read"

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👤︎ u/AloeRP
📅︎ Aug 08 2015
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My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.

He can’t seem to deal with the aftermath.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 22 2018
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If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.

Then I’d have $999,999.75.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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