D&d Monk Puns

A. Saint

B. Shaman

C. Monk

D. Nun of the above

I told them time and time again I did not want or need flowers but they never left me alone. Finally I told my friend Hugh who has connections with the mob. He told me he’d take care of the monks and they’d never bother me again. Just goes to show, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

My friend became a monk recently. I asked him if he’d taken a vow of silence, but he didn’t answer. I guess it goes without saying.