The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...
...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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︎ May 31 2020
I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
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︎ May 21 2020
Vibe Czech
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︎ Mar 03 2020
The czech government month and a half ago...
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Your Vibe Czech failed.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Czech
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︎ Sep 14 2018
If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...
would she be Prague-nant?
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︎ Nov 02 2018
My friend knows me so well. Heβs bought several crates of Czech lager and has invited me over...
That definitely apPils to me
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I drove my Czech friend to dinner. I picked up the Czech...
And he picked up the check!
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︎ Feb 09 2019
My friend told me she wanted to go to Czech Republic
I replied βReally? What do you wanna Czech out?β
Note: My friend, whoβs not a dad but could be, did this. Iβm sorry.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?
Because they are czech-made
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︎ Jan 19 2019
The Czech Republic makes the most useful machines.
They're very Praguematic over there
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︎ Jan 26 2019
Czech Republic pun required!
I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?
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︎ Sep 29 2016
Have you heard about the Czech inventor of the trampoline?
He was the first Czech to bounce
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︎ Mar 19 2018
A Reddit user bans all Czechs from his party
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︎ Jun 09 2018
TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.
Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?
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︎ Jul 25 2018
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︎ Mar 19 2017
A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic
Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.
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︎ May 04 2016
Czech Book
I used to carry my money in a English to Czech dictionary. When people would ask for money I would say "Sure. Let me grab my Czech Book."
I carried that book around for 3 months before I got to use that pun. Worth it.
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︎ Mar 30 2014
(after a giant plate of Haluski (a Czech cabbage dish)) girlfriend- "my rule tonight, you CANNOT fart in my car..."
Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.
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︎ Jul 11 2017
The security checks at Prague airport are done by security Czechs.
BTW I originally posted this on shower thoughts but thought you guys might like it too
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︎ Apr 02 2016
I told my friend's dad that my new girlfriend can speak czech.
He replied. "Can she speak debit card too?"
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︎ Jan 06 2016
Why did the Czech Republican's neighbor never join him for his early-morning run?
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︎ Nov 27 2014
My Dad is half Czech
My mom and dad are getting ready to go to church this morning and my mom said : "I need a check for the offering!" My dad turned around and said: "I AM Czech!"
I think I could HEAR the eye roll.
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︎ Mar 15 2015
checking out the Czech
My BF clearly wants to be a dad. In Prage last week:
Me (to the waitress): Could we have the check please?
BF: She already is a czech
Waitress look odd at us
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︎ Aug 20 2014
I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer. and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
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︎ Mar 07 2019
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
How do you call a friend who has an Australian and a Czech parent?
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︎ Feb 28 2019
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