Dadjoked my wife's BFF

We were talking about what to do for Halloween and my wife and I said we'd rather chill at home.

BFF: Guys, we can't be old farts.

Me: I actually don't mind being an old fart.

BFF: That's cuz you guys have someone to be old farts with. I'd love to be an old fart with someone but I don't want to be an old fart alone.

Me: You should start a Lonely Farts Club.

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📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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