I once met a sorceress in the desert

She told me I could have all the cultured dairy and preserved fruit products I could ever want, if I would only marry her and sign an agreement promising to give it all back if we ever got divorced

Until that day I'd never believed the legend of the Prenup Butter and Jelly Sand Witch

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📅︎ Jun 20 2021
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