A list of puns related to "Cubicity"
Stanley Cubic
Me neither--it's not relephant.
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
A square foot.
That way, they'll have shamrocks.
If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.
A sham-rock.
None! There isn't any dirt in a hole!
I have a complex complex complex
Last night, my son said to me, "Dad, the television is too loud. Can you see what the volume is?" I said, "The volume is 7000 cubic inches." My son looked puzzled, so I said, "You asked what the volume was." He groaned when he realized what I said.
One day my dad & I were driving home from fishing and a Neil Diamond song was on the radio. My dad said, "This is actually an impersonator called Neil Sapphire." I immediately responded, "Don't you mean Neil Cubic Zirconia?" His groan was priceless to me back then, and I'm waiting for the day my son will do that to me.
(true story from ~30 years ago)
Water because butane is a lighter fluid.
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