Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.

Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.

πŸ‘︎ 776
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
🚨︎ report
What restaurant does Jiminy Cricket love to eat at?

The IHOP

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
🚨︎ report
I just realized why the game is called "cricket"

it's about the spectators' reaction...

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkang123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
🚨︎ report
I have a joke about Corona Virus.

I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a famous internet virus?

An Instagram influenza

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tawawt88
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
🚨︎ report
Crickets, but I was proud
πŸ‘︎ 199
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ABlokeLikeYou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
🚨︎ report
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

πŸ‘︎ 89
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?

It can cause lemon AIDS.

πŸ‘︎ 37
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
🚨︎ report
My wife asked, β€œIf someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dnizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you know when you’ve contracted West Nile Virus?

When you start walking like an Egyptian.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Killrog8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
🚨︎ report
In these challenging times, I worry about the virus and keeping a roof over my head.

So I went and got the shingles vaccine.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
🚨︎ report
Why did the computer virus disappear?

Because it ransomware.

πŸ‘︎ 94
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FilipIzSwordsman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
🚨︎ report
Never date a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
🚨︎ report
Why did the hacker send viruses by email?

He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
🚨︎ report
My smartwatch can't tell me if I have a virus.

But it does tell me if I have ran somewhere.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/UserCheckNamesOut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?

It needs to strain itself.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl

...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.

Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '

Thank you for the awards

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
🚨︎ report
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?

Ginger-bite-us

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Colorado_kindbudz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
🚨︎ report
What would you call a virus with a black belt?

Kung Flu.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
🚨︎ report
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.

They got Hugh.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
🚨︎ report
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?

Coweed 19

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sakshiiidee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?

His windows was cracked.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyflyingroomba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
🚨︎ report
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
🚨︎ report
All of the world eventually got the virus

But China got it right off the bat

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line.

πŸ‘︎ 43
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?

Doc says it’s terminal.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBowserman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
🚨︎ report
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.

W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
🚨︎ report
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows

They call it CORVID-19

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RedForkKnife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
🚨︎ report
I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

πŸ‘︎ 882
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
🚨︎ report
At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a β€˜first catch’ basis...

It’s in a corona-logical order.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
πŸ‘︎ 61
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?

Swine Flew :D

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk80Boi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
🚨︎ report
Where do viruses go on vacation?

Germany

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fishy185
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
🚨︎ report
I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...

I think I've got the crooner virus.

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MuzikPhreak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
🚨︎ report
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.

Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
🚨︎ report
A couple of cows were smokin’ a joint and playin’ cards...

...that’s right, the steaks were pretty high.

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
🚨︎ report
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.

So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AstroPenguin101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
🚨︎ report
For anyone who has the virus, this message is for you imgur.com/LMRAw6y
πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/brick2413
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
🚨︎ report
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?

Because I can’t stop looking achoo

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
🚨︎ report
What do window wear to protect themselves from viruses

A wind-shield

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfire4545
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
🚨︎ report
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?

Dino-SARS

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
🚨︎ report
"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"

"Neil before me"

πŸ‘︎ 58
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
🚨︎ report
afterhours at the casket
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Coronavirus is now all over the world

But China got it right off the bat.

πŸ‘︎ 329
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
🚨︎ report
1 pun was hidden from this page. Show all.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.