Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
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︎ May 10 2021
What restaurant does Jiminy Cricket love to eat at?
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︎ May 15 2021
I just realized why the game is called "cricket"
it's about the spectators' reaction...
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I have a joke about Corona Virus.
I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a famous internet virus?
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︎ May 07 2021
Crickets, but I was proud
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
My wife asked, βIf someoneβs body just isnβt fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?β
I told her I think itβs worth a shot
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︎ Dec 19 2020
How do you know when youβve contracted West Nile Virus?
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
In these challenging times, I worry about the virus and keeping a roof over my head.
So I went and got the shingles vaccine.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why did the computer virus disappear?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why did the hacker send viruses by email?
He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My smartwatch can't tell me if I have a virus.
But it does tell me if I have ran somewhere.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling π³ '
Thank you for the awards
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What would you call a virus with a black belt?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
Doc says itβs terminal.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Iβll tell you a corona virus joke now...
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
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︎ Apr 30 2020
At the hospital theyβre taking virus cases on a βfirst catchβ basis...
Itβs in a corona-logical order.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Where do viruses go on vacation?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...
I think I've got the crooner virus.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
A couple of cows were smokinβ a joint and playinβ cards...
...thatβs right, the steaks were pretty high.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
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︎ Oct 09 2020
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I canβt stop looking achoo
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do window wear to protect themselves from viruses
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"
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︎ Jan 27 2021
afterhours at the casket
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
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