Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
What restaurant does Jiminy Cricket love to eat at?
I just realized why the game is called "cricket"
it's about the spectators' reaction...
I have a joke about Corona Virus.
I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.
What do you call a famous internet virus?
Crickets, but I was proud
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
How do you know when you’ve contracted West Nile Virus?
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
In these challenging times, I worry about the virus and keeping a roof over my head.
So I went and got the shingles vaccine.
Why did the computer virus disappear?
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
Why did the hacker send viruses by email?
He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.
My smartwatch can't tell me if I have a virus.
But it does tell me if I have ran somewhere.
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
What would you call a virus with a black belt?
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows
I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a ‘first catch’ basis...
It’s in a corona-logical order.
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
Why can't china play cricket?
they keep eating their bats...
Where do viruses go on vacation?
I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...
I think I've got the crooner virus.
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
A couple of cows were smokin’ a joint and playin’ cards...
...that’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I can’t stop looking achoo
What do window wear to protect themselves from viruses
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
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