A list of puns related to "Crappy Joke"
or are they?
It got no reaction
So I went to my neighbour, who was an old lady. I said to her : Would you like some help around the house
She said : Oh yes, you can paint my porch
I came back to her 2 hours later and then said: Well, Iβm done, but just to let you know, itβs a BMW, not a Porsche.
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I thought, βI donβt have time for this shit.β
I replied, βI'm on the toilet, please adviseβ¦β
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It got stuck in a crack.
It was a shitty situation.
But I wish someone would get to the bottom of it.
...but theyβre a solid number two.
"Just for the halibut"
are poop jokes. They're all kinda crappy.
What do you call a crappy lawyer?
An a-turd-ney
This was originally posted in r/jokes, but someone thought it would be better here
My friend said there was a bunch of fish on the depth sounder so I told him to slow down the boat. When he asked why I said it's a school zone
Told nurse she had a crappy job. Rest of the patients groaned. (not sure if it was all my joke or they were just in general agony)
> "Hey! Urine trouble!" "If you come clean now we may shorten your punishment
> That was a really crappy pun
> I should just flush this joke away
> I bet you're really pissed at me for this, but don't shit on me
>I should cleanse myself of these puns
^Maybe ^I ^should ^stop ^now
A crappy joke
Almost every day the top posts use a title similar to "Dadjoked so-and-so" or "I got dadjoked". These are pretty crappy titles.
A lot of times a dad-joke is so short, punny, and sweet that a more descriptive title is impossible; but there are clearly better titles for most of the submissions.
A coworker of mine was commenting on how she'd always wanted to visit Hawaii.
I, seeing the first opportunity in hours to make a crappy joke, ask her "Well, Hawaii would you want to go there?"
^^Get ^^it ^^because ^^some ^^people ^^pronounce ^^things ^^like ^^what ^^and ^^why ^^like ^^hwhat ^^and ^^hwhy
^^^^I ^^^^swear ^^^^I'm ^^^^funny ^^^^sometimes.
When my instructor said "I usually like to teach my students how to drop logs... but that gets kind of messy."
class chuckles
He then continues "Oh I'm sorry, that was a crappy joke."
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