Jokes with crappy three-word punchlines that rely on irony aren't funny

or are they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheburik76
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I made a crappy joke in chemistry class

It got no reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Really crappy joke:

So I went to my neighbour, who was an old lady. I said to her : Would you like some help around the house

She said : Oh yes, you can paint my porch

I came back to her 2 hours later and then said: Well, I’m done, but just to let you know, it’s a BMW, not a Porsche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReggieCactus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Geneticists have figured out that making crappy jokes is hardwired into our DNA.

To find out if you carry the gene, just fill out a Pun-it square.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.

I thought, β€œI don’t have time for this shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, β€œIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, β€œI'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaruArashi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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This pandemic got so bad that I had to buy used toilet paper.

It was a shitty situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edward01986
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I don't know why so people are buying so much TP

But I wish someone would get to the bottom of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes...

...but they’re a solid number two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatstrat228
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I asked my dad why he goes fishing all the time

"Just for the halibut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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My least favorite jokes ...

are poop jokes. They're all kinda crappy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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A pun courtesy of my 8 year old

What do you call a crappy lawyer?

An a-turd-ney

This was originally posted in r/jokes, but someone thought it would be better here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgoblue99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Got my friend while fishing

My friend said there was a bunch of fish on the depth sounder so I told him to slow down the boat. When he asked why I said it's a school zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewaayshegoes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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Nurse taking out my bedpan after #2s.

Told nurse she had a crappy job. Rest of the patients groaned. (not sure if it was all my joke or they were just in general agony)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonty57
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
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What did the cop say to the criminal when they met in the restroom?

> "Hey! Urine trouble!" "If you come clean now we may shorten your punishment

 

 

> That was a really crappy pun

 

 

> I should just flush this joke away

 

 

> I bet you're really pissed at me for this, but don't shit on me

 

 

>I should cleanse myself of these puns

 

 

^Maybe ^I ^should ^stop ^now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeRp_Meister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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What do you call a joke about diarrhea?

A crappy joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talking_bacon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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[Meta] Better Titles Would be Nice.

Almost every day the top posts use a title similar to "Dadjoked so-and-so" or "I got dadjoked". These are pretty crappy titles.

A lot of times a dad-joke is so short, punny, and sweet that a more descriptive title is impossible; but there are clearly better titles for most of the submissions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainblast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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Got an opportunity at work today.

A coworker of mine was commenting on how she'd always wanted to visit Hawaii.

I, seeing the first opportunity in hours to make a crappy joke, ask her "Well, Hawaii would you want to go there?"

^^Get ^^it ^^because ^^some ^^people ^^pronounce ^^things ^^like ^^what ^^and ^^why ^^like ^^hwhat ^^and ^^hwhy
^^^^I ^^^^swear ^^^^I'm ^^^^funny ^^^^sometimes.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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The other day in math we were reviewing on how to clear logarithms

When my instructor said "I usually like to teach my students how to drop logs... but that gets kind of messy."

class chuckles

He then continues "Oh I'm sorry, that was a crappy joke."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleoceangirl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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