I just raced my neighbour to destroy copies of an album that has the best song from every country on the globe

I broke the world record

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What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get all of your stuff back!

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TIL that borrowing bits of country songs to incorporate into your own work is called ...

Junior Sampling.

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What is every dad’s least favorite country music song?

Every Light In The House (IS ON!)

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"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.

It's a continent song.

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What happens if you play a country song backwards?

Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.

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What happens when play a country song backwards?

What happens you* when play a country song backwards?

You get your wife back, your dog back, your truck back, your kids back, your house back....

Just randomly thought of this joke my dad told me when I was a kid and thought I'd share.

*oops

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📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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Hello...
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👤︎ u/TakaComics
📅︎ Jul 31 2016
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Feeling a bit girly

My best friend just returned from Denmark and came over to watch the game.

Dad: So how was your last semester?

Friend: It was amazing. I was abroad. It was so much fun.

Dad: Yeah, you did seem a little more feminine than I remember.

-Couldn't help but laugh.

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Is "Africa" by Toto a country song?

No, it's a continent song.

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What do you get when you play a country song in reverse?

You get your house back, you get your wife back, you get your tractor back...

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