A list of puns related to "Country Christmas"
It gets a little rough, but so far I'm undefeated.
Talking about Christmas, and advent calendars. Then my work colleague comes up with this incredibly cheesy line:
"I think advent calendars aren't as popular in this country nowadays. maybe they are past their time and their days are numbered!"
I moved across the country a while ago, so I called my parents to tell them about my Christmas holiday.
> Me: I got some nice kitchen things, including a talking meat thermometer!
> Dad: That's great son, but where are you going to find talking meat?
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