Costume Ideas Puns

Mine is probably the Ceiling Fan. "GO CEILINGS!"

Group costume idea: a private investigation team looking for a large gorilla.

#DicksOutForHarambe

I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.

It might smell funny.

Wear a grey shirt and hold two items in your hands comparing weights. Congratulations you are now a greyscale.

Tape potato to crotch.

Wear beach cloths and draw sin/cos plots over your body. Congratulations, you are "showing off your tan lines"

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Hey, Nizman, for Halloween you should go totally naked but with a potato on your weiner.

What kind of costume is that, Dad?

A dictator.

Halloween costume idea- Someone should dress as a banana for like 4 or 5 years then the next year go as an orange. Then walk around telling everyone "orange you glad I didn't dress as a banana? "

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

My friend's dad was telling me about a costume idea he had yesterday

"You put on a blue shirt, wrap an electrical cord around yourself, and then tie a rubber chicken to it"

His costume? Chicken Cordon Bleu

Me: Yo dad you know what would be the best idea ever?

Dad: No what?

M: What if this year we ran the Scotia half marathon in the 1960s Adam West Batman and Robin costumes?

D: Haha seriously?

M: YES

D: Okay

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