Awwstralia
European
euthanasia
Oh aminasia.
Incontinence
Isle drink to that
And the coach says "Europe!"
NA
That's in continents!
It's N/A.
Australia got fired.
Antarctica
No, but Genghis Khan.
Eustring
Eu-rope.
I miss you rope.
In slowm-ocean
In my book group the other day we were talking about overseas travel.
One guy had been to Australia years ago. βWhatβs the name of that big rock in the middle of the continent?β he asked. Somebody said, Ayers Rock.
βYeah, thatβs it.β he said. βI climbed it.β
βWow, you climbed Ayers Rock?β
βYeah, but they donβt let you do that any more.β
I piped right up: βClimb-it change.β
Loud groans and shaking heads all around. Dad joke accomplished.
But with its low birth rate, soon Europe will be an incontinent.
My girlfriend told me that there was a march going on in every continent (including Antarctica!) today to bring attention to Women's Rights. I told her that the same thing would happen in a little over a month. Every continent would have a March for the entire month!
We went to a science museum today and there was the a dinosaur exhibit where the fossils came from Antarctica. Of course there is a map of the continents.
I turn to my kid: "Why is Pangaea called the Super Continent? It was bit by a radioactive continent!"
Heβs in continent.
Because the Caspian Sea is in continent!
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
Because they struggle within continents.
You need Terra Firma in-continents pants.
There's like no ants there. At all.
I just use antibiotics, in Europe we don't need guns for everything
De-odor-ant
My dad then proceeded to say "Asia!" Of course we were confused so then he said "What? I thought we were naming continents."
No, it's a continent song.
So we were having a big family video call last night, since we're all on different continents, and my aunt was introducing us to her new boyfriend, Bill.
> Cousin: So when is Bill gonna come visit us, so we can meet him in person? > > Aunt: Oh, I don't know, Bill doesn't really fly (he's afraid of flying) > > Dad: He doesn't have to, the plane does. > > Long distance family groan
Because they're leaking
Everyone knows the Pythagorean theorem, but few people know that Pythagoras was an avid and accomplished explorer who visited the new world before the Vikings or Columbus ever laid eyes on the continent. On one of his early visits he encountered a village and happened upon a woman, heavily pregnant sitting on the hide of a bear. He asked her what she was doing and she told him that she wanted to give birth on the hide so that her child would have the strength of a bear when he was born. As he walked further into the main part of the village he saw another woman, again quite pregnant sitting on the hide of a deer. When asked she replied that she wanted her child to have the grace and agility of a deer. Seeing a trend he was taken aback when he saw a very pregnant woman sitting on the hide of a hippopotamus. Surprised both at the choice and at the existence of such a creature, he wondered what she must wish for her child, but she replied that there just werenβt any other hides available for her so she took what she could get.
Many years later when he returned to the same village, he encountered the first woman and asked about her child. Was he as strong as a bear? She pointed him out and sure enough, her son was busy ripping a stump out of the ground with his hands, as strong as a bear! Amazed, he sought out the second woman, who pointed out her son, running through a field at great speed, as graceful and agile as a deer! Intrigued to say the least, Pythagoras sought the third woman. She pointed out her son, and he didnβt believe his eyes - he was both as strong as a bear and as graceful as a deer; a mountain of a man with grace and poise.
He wrote in his now-famous travel journal his amazing discovery; that the sons of the squaws on the two smaller hides are equal to that of the squaw on the hippopotamus.
Must be in continent.
Father-in-law gets out of the shower, says to my husband,"You're up!" I reply, "Asia!" :::crickets::: I add, "Oh, I thought we were just saying names of continents." The look of jealous contempt from my FIL was priceless.
Because it was in-continent!
Itβs now classified as an in-continent
How do you get new elements to grow?
You Sodium
What continent do elements come from?
They're Europium
What do you do with sick elements?
You Helium and Curium.
What do you do with elements after they die?
You Berium.
Credit: Random Dad on Facebook.
My old roommate moved out and accidentally absconded with my cheese spoon. She is coming back to my home-state and wrote this on my facebook wall.
Friend: Guess who else is coming back to CO- your cheese spoon! It's been on two continents and eight states in the last 8 months. It's coming back with a broader world perspective, but it's still the same spoon.
My Response: Perfect! Because all the cheese I eat is also cultured!
I will update if I get any wonderful eye-rolling responses.
To give some context, I was describing my week ahead to a friend of mine, given that we both work in film.
Me: I'm shooting some convention tomorrow afternoon
Friend: What kind of convention?
Me: No idea, it's only in the afternoon on a Thursday
Me: I guess you could say it's unconventional.
We're in different continents right now and I'm pretty sure he could see my smirk.
It's a continent song.
