A list of puns related to "Congess"
But can't give $2000 to Americans during a fucking Pandemic. What a fucking joke π€‘π€‘π€‘
Non-Americans plz ridcule us. Because this is the country that literally has a say in everyone's business, I'd rather be born in a Slavic Hellhole with Babushka
A few quick things, as per normal.
(1) Today's the last day to push for South Carolina, give'r all she's got!
(2) Keep a strong positive message flowing. Anything positive or at the very least neutral should be posted on all corners of the internet and media!
As per yesterday;
(3) In response to the virus, please be safe out their. Eat healthy, wash your hands and make sure 2 cover your mouths.
(4) In response to the latest mass shooting in Milwaukee, please don't let life stress you out to the point of self-help or harming oothers. Violence only makes things worse. Get help the best you can, where you can.
http://www.victimsofmke.com
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. 1-800-273-8255.
As per always;
No bullying, trolling, concern trolling or promotion of other candidates at any time.
There has been a lot of discussion about reducing cars on the road. As someone who has visited Europe, I think trains can solve this problem. People there chose public transport over private because it saves a lot of time to reach the destination.
Can you have sinusitis without congession but have sinus pressure and positive in ct scan that I have trace mucosal thickening
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
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