Anyone interested in buying my Delorean? Great condition, low mileage...

Only driven from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old

A Finnish hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I have been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building.

I hope it's not terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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If you're a janitor at a dispensary, that makes you high maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acrowsmurder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Air conditioning pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HasaRafael
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I have a rare condition that means I never get days off from work.

It’s due to my weekend immune system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexOfTheEarth
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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A technician was under a server rack doing maintenance.

He was fired for having his head in the cloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidkDavid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeannaLeavy
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!

β€œIt’s about high time,” commented the union representative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSdabeast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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The bases were loaded
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.

It's called Stuckhome syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing stuff from his highway maintenance job.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbulent-Use7253
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget?

No harm because no fowl

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.

No change is expected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junerlegion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..

That wasn’t cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?

An Exorcyst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.

He's not out of the Woods yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.

He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.

Windows Down - 40mph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baxter8279
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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My dad used to hit me with cameras

I still have flashbacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sohayel_nafi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors....
  1. How dense the population is.

  2. How dense the population is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I gave the dog a bath today and the wife noticed how soft she was and asked β€œDid you condition her?”

So I said β€œyeah, I rang a bell and then fed her”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billwashere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions

I C Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bawkalor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I'm not usually secretive when it comes to base units.

But there is one that makes me KG.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

2:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emination_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koNekterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....

I get hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/conjunctivitis/

Thats a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaymonDGYC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why are models against air conditioning?

Because they use OnlyFans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....

.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.

I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestateofflow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are based on mRNA.

Could someone say that we're shooting the messenger?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philamignon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?

Because everyone loves smooth saline!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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In scotland we name all our road gritters pun based names
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thicchaggisboi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Need your best rock/stone based puns

I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.

So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.

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I made a pun-based business, mailing real life puns to UK residents reddit.com/gallery/kzek6g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/postpuns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!

They're refrigerants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repostssleuthbot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?

They store it in dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I once went to a city with a culture based on swimming to deep places

It had lots of diversity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiinm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?

Elijah Wood

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High maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eric-99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Looks like the Democrats are going for a fruit-based strategy

They're going with either impeachment or impairment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?

Lettuce Spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why do we base our work around 7 days instead of a fortnight?

Because working for a fortnight would make everyone too weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.

That's just sixist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griffy_42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?

Because he only drove it from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean ? Great condition, low mileage..

.. really only driven from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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