Anyone interested in buying my Delorean? Great condition, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time.
I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old
I have been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building.
I hope it's not terminal.
If you're a janitor at a dispensary, that makes you high maintenance
Air conditioning pun thread
I have a rare condition that means I never get days off from work.
It’s due to my weekend immune system
A technician was under a server rack doing maintenance.
He was fired for having his head in the cloud.
Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!
“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.
Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.
It's called Stuckhome syndrome
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing stuff from his highway maintenance job.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget?
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?
Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.
My dad used to hit me with cameras
The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors....
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How dense the population is.
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How dense the population is.
I gave the dog a bath today and the wife noticed how soft she was and asked “Did you condition her?”
So I said “yeah, I rang a bell and then fed her”
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
I'm not usually secretive when it comes to base units.
But there is one that makes me KG.
There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data
What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/conjunctivitis/
Thats a site for sore eyes
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are based on mRNA.
Could someone say that we're shooting the messenger?
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
In scotland we name all our road gritters pun based names
Need your best rock/stone based puns
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?
They store it in dad-a-base.
I once went to a city with a culture based on swimming to deep places
Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?
Looks like the Democrats are going for a fruit-based strategy
They're going with either impeachment or impairment.
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
Why do we base our work around 7 days instead of a fortnight?
Because working for a fortnight would make everyone too weak.
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.
Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?
Because he only drove it from time to time.
Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean ? Great condition, low mileage..
.. really only driven from time to time.
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