Commit Crime Puns

A list of puns related to "Commit Crime"

What happens when a battery commits a crime?

They get charged

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👤︎ u/ricolaaaaa123
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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What is the fanciest crime you can commit?

A class C Felony

Thank you very much.

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👤︎ u/Independent-Bug1209
📅︎ Nov 22 2021
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Why did the pencil commit a hate crime?

He was erase-ist

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👤︎ u/bltburglar
📅︎ Oct 12 2021
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Why won’t John Cena commit a crime?

He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

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👤︎ u/aaronpc07
📅︎ Sep 25 2021
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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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What crime did a test commit?

It didn't commit a crime, the teacher just told me to turn it in.

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👤︎ u/Chonqme
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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What crime did the forest commit?

Treeson

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👤︎ u/knittingmonster
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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What does Venom use to commit crimes online?

The Dark Web.

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👤︎ u/morsodo99
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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What crime do you commit when you throw a text book?

Textual Assault

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👤︎ u/kirat692157
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why did the train conductor commit a crazy crime?

Because he had a Loco-motive

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👤︎ u/MJRichter
📅︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call it when 7 Austrian children get you to commit a crime?

Von Trappment

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👤︎ u/zebrocks
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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In war it’s best to commit crimes on naval frigates.

Charges are often dropped.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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Why did the chicken commit a crime?

Because he was egged on.

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👤︎ u/throwaway555555543
📅︎ Mar 28 2016
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What’s the worst crime to commit in arbor society?

Treeson

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👤︎ u/TheKingOfFault
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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A man was giggling in a police car on the way to the station. What crime did he commit?

Manslaughter.

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👤︎ u/I_love_420
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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What crime did the tree commit?

He committed treeson

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👤︎ u/SquawkMcQuawk
📅︎ Jul 23 2017
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Why didn't Abe Lincoln commit crimes?

Because he's in a cent!

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👤︎ u/iceberger3
📅︎ May 17 2017
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Why would a person in a painting be convicted for a crime that he didn't commit?

Because he was framed.

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👤︎ u/FurriesRGay14
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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What kind of crimes do owls commit?

Mass hootings.

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👤︎ u/throwaway555555543
📅︎ Mar 19 2016
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What crime do trees commit?

Treeson

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👤︎ u/cyborg_daniel
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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