Commandant General Puns

A list of puns related to "Commandant General"

What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?

Tanks for that.

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👤︎ u/Kielbasa_Crotch_Kid
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Every soldier in my platoon was knocked out during combat.

I guess that's what happens when you're under the command of General Anesthesia.

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👤︎ u/DrDewinYourMom
📅︎ May 30 2021
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Who is captain crunches supervisor ?

GENERAL MILLS

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👤︎ u/jediesel
📅︎ Dec 05 2015
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