I went on ancestry.com and found out that my great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now I can’t even look at myself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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conjunctivitis.com

Now, there's a site for sore eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Baws
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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Not a joke, probably not allowed. Just went to dadjokes.com and the domain name is for sale.

Just like your mama.

(Seriously, the domain name is available)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squishalicious74
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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Ancestry.com tried to fool me into believing that I'm Swedish, but I refuse to believe it...

...I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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How do users access TheDangerZone.com?

Using their Kenny Logins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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I asked my doctor what I could do about my irritated eyes. He said "check out conjunctivitis.com."

"It's a site for sore eyes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com

It sucks

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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The URL for Just for Laughs is hahaha.com, but it should be hahahaha.com because that's just four laughs, dot com.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cashtronauts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...

insovietrussiadomainregister.su

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burninglizzard
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Com-poo-ter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSigmaNut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Butter fly (Credit www.flickr.com/photos/dorithegiant/)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaindaCentral
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Coolmathgames.com
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I just joined that website, infernallyXXX.com...

They keep sending me matches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.

It was a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoompa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomie-T
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I see your one egg is an oeuf joke... (https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/holwt9/why_do_the_french_never_have_two_eggs_for/)

But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARobertNotABob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.

It's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I found a word spelled incorrect on dictionary.com dictionary.reference.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir_joe_cool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2016
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Chickenpox...Chickenspock. get it? www.facebook.com/Hello4squarecomic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottyblanco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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The most ComForTable part of a conference room
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankendilt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmALoser44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFluDisease
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Re:StandUpShots http://mikeisfunny.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwonch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Conjunctivitis.com

now that’s a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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Conjunctivitis.com

That’s a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hybrid_Oli_Zuu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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"conjunctivitis.com"

Now that's a site for sore eyes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2021
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Have you ever been to www.conjunctivitis.com?

It's a site for sore eyes :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemmyLola
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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Conjunctivitis .com

That's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaster23456
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that’s a site for sore eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Www.conjunctivitis.com

That's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerathulu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com

It sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rckidyt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I went to conjunctivitis.com

...that's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

It's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now, there's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0dular
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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conjuctivitis.com

now that's a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that's a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now that’s a site for sore eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJBGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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conjuctivitis.com

Now that’s a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now, there's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Conjunctivitis.com

Now there's a site for sore eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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