I went on ancestry.com and found out that my great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now I canβt even look at myself in the mirror.
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conjunctivitis.com
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Not a joke, probably not allowed. Just went to dadjokes.com and the domain name is for sale.
Just like your mama.
(Seriously, the domain name is available)
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Ancestry.com tried to fool me into believing that I'm Swedish, but I refuse to believe it...
...I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.
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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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How do users access TheDangerZone.com?
Using their Kenny Logins.
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I asked my doctor what I could do about my irritated eyes. He said "check out conjunctivitis.com."
"It's a site for sore eyes."
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I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com
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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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The URL for Just for Laughs is hahaha.com, but it should be hahahaha.com because that's just four laughs, dot com.
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In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...
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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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Com-poo-ter
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Butter fly (Credit www.flickr.com/photos/dorithegiant/)
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I just joined that website, infernallyXXX.com...
They keep sending me matches!
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he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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I see your one egg is an oeuf joke... (https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/holwt9/why_do_the_french_never_have_two_eggs_for/)
But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.
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When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.
It's a site for sore eyes.
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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Chickenpox...Chickenspock. get it? www.facebook.com/Hello4squarecomic
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The most ComForTable part of a conference room
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This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
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It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Re:StandUpShots http://mikeisfunny.com/
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I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com
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I went to conjunctivitis.com
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