19 Hilarious Cold.weather Puns

This cold weather reminds me of the 90's

I really loved frosted tips.

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👤︎ u/varis_2003

📅︎ Dec 03 2022

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What does the cold weather camping, seventies music lovers say when fall is over?

Now is the winter of our disco-tent

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👤︎ u/notyoursocialworker

📅︎ Nov 07 2022

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What do you call a baby pepper stuck in cold weather?

A little chili.

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👤︎ u/mglazarooooo

📅︎ Jun 15 2022

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A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"

From march to September said the man

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👤︎ u/weebmemer69420

📅︎ May 21 2021

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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree

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👤︎ u/x7ramjet

📅︎ Aug 22 2018

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With all the cold weather we're having this March, I'm happy that ...

https://i.imgur.com/9L4InP9.jpg

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👤︎ u/boostedit

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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Mom said I should dress in layers for the cold weather...

Now where am I going to find hens for this task?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 06 2020

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What vegetable grows best in cold weather?

Iceberg!

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👤︎ u/shmeggt

📅︎ Jul 13 2018

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My boss asked me if my wife liked cold weather states.

I said I'm not sure Alaska.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Aug 22 2018

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If one makes a lot of mistakes when texting in cold weather, they need to get warm...

For it is an early sign of typo-thermia.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 25 2018

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In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand

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👤︎ u/xerafoo

📅︎ May 28 2019

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Schools were closed today due to cold weather

It was literally too cool for school.

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👤︎ u/xtravar

📅︎ Jan 28 2019

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I became a world renowned expert on cold weather.

And it only took 2 degrees to do it.

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👤︎ u/Domthehuman1

📅︎ Dec 19 2017

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As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, my daughter mentioned to me that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...

I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Mar 16 2017

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With the recent oppressively cold weather, my Girlfriend suggested we move south

Me: I can't take this winter anymore! GF: Let's move to Texas Me: Let's...Well on second thought, we shouldn't. GF: Why not? Me: Because, all my ex' live in Texas

It got a solid laugh...and a little I hate you.

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👤︎ u/OneMan_OneBeard

📅︎ Feb 24 2015

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I enjoy the cold weather

But only to a certain degree

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👤︎ u/takuache_beaner

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree

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👤︎ u/x7ramjet

📅︎ Aug 22 2018

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As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...

I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 03 2016

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I LOVE cold weather

...but only to a certain degree.

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👤︎ u/joeycules

📅︎ Feb 07 2014

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