At work

Context: I work for an insurance company

Coworker- Man all these flood policy calls today.

Me- They really are flooding the lines.

Co workers gave me the derpiest face ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoxyBrown88
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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Last time I hit the gym was a year ago...

..but insurance paid for it.

Co-worker thought just thought I meant I didn't go to the gym since last year :( ... story of my dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardDawkings
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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